geothebio:

when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite

-everysecond:

none of my friends care as much about me as i do them and i always put everybodys happiness ahead of my own and it just ends up making me really sad inside because i care more about everybody than anybody cares about me

all1sees:

hylian-of-the-sky:

cheesemonkey119:

mars-san:

when someone from ur otp is dead

when both people in your otp are dead

when your otp has no chance of being canon

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when your otp

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Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!*
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

eatthattoast:

Knife to Meet You

Mom: You should think about eating some dinner.
Me: Yeah, I am. *scrolling through my dash*
Mom: *20 minutes later* You should eat dinner.
Me: Yes I should. *keeps scrolling*
Mom: *an hour later* Eat dinner.
Me: I'll be there in a few minutes. *keeps scrolling*
Mom: *another hour later* Eat.
Me: Yeah, few minutes...*keeps scrolling*