"Look how cute Benedict Cumberbatch was! Stayed at his school for a week””  [x]

littlemisshamish:

john, no, he’ll introduce you to your future boyfriend

comic #11 i hate people

sealcat:

To keep them safe, all of my copies of Pixar movies have been given to famous and powerful people. Obama has my copy of Finding Nemo. The Incredibles is at Lebron James’ home. I’m keeping Up with the Kardashians.

shookonespt2:

lorenemichelle:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

hahahaha…..

lmaoooo

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

dad: you just need to stop with the internet, you've completed it

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD