Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word


*Tim Gunn voice* I’M CONCERNED


"Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi."


how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 


ive stolen this line and used it so many times


If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Not everything has to have avocado.

— Anonymous


you’re wrong. avocado for every meal, put avocado on top of the avocado and sprinkle with avocado.


my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week