I measure time in movie release dates.

strawberryjanee:

So on point.

(via justalostnostalgicgeek)

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

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merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(via sherlockhasthephonebox)

Forget walk-in closets, I need a walk-in fridge.

fantomofthehiddles:

purelokial:

#me at every exam ever taken

reblogging again for the comment

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commanderinqueef:

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

(Source: rlymax, via hiddles-batched)

So I got this guy today because polar bears. Are. BRILLIANT.

And I named him Arthur :3

moosesweaters:

diamondsfuckingdroog:

WHAT IF WE STARTED A FANDOM FOR DRAKE BELL AND CALLED IT

THE BELL-IEVERS

WHAT IF

LETS DO IT

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