"new" is one of my favourite words because it’s usually followed by "episode"

theotherdynamitegal:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
friend: ok
me: no you dont understand

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

image

this one did u see it

did u see this

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)    

onehealthyvegan:

marigold-e-n:

YYOOOOOOO TAG YOUR PORN PLEASE 

I can’t deal with so much porn right now…

ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person