how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Not everything has to have avocado.
you’re wrong. avocado for every meal, put avocado on top of the avocado and sprinkle with avocado.
my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week
STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT
HOLY SHIT THATS ME
I KID YOU NOT THAT WAS ME
HE ASKED ME HOW MY SCHOOLING WAS GOING UGH HES THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN BEST