Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
"Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi."
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Not everything has to have avocado.
you’re wrong. avocado for every meal, put avocado on top of the avocado and sprinkle with avocado.